A rat in the oven. Very nice and crispy. Recommended with a side of long necked zebra juice freshly squeezed. Cook for 6 minutes only, any longer, even one second longer, means that the roast rat will go off and you will be left hungry.
‘ Hey, I heard we could get fried rat here’
“ Oh yes, we did have some but our crappy cook left it on for one second too long and it went off’
‘Ah’
Definition of rat in the oven: A rat that is being freshly baked in pastry, sausage, roast cucumber or chopped up in soup or salad.
“ Oh yes, we did have some but our crappy cook left it on for one second too long and it went off’
‘Ah’
Definition of rat in the oven: A rat that is being freshly baked in pastry, sausage, roast cucumber or chopped up in soup or salad.
by Flyingteakettle July 24, 2021

When your tv remote is literally a bowl of cheetos away but your still too lazy to reach out your arm and change the channel.
by Jeffrey the juice man January 25, 2019

by Riley rahm March 26, 2020

Tart 1: "OMG, is that Rat Squad"
Tart 2: "No way, it is"
Tart 3: "Lets get i the mixer with them and get our rats out"
Tart 2: "No way, it is"
Tart 3: "Lets get i the mixer with them and get our rats out"
by Nymousanon February 11, 2025

by Jacobo47 April 5, 2025

The Definition of rat is.. Aj Hampton
Aj loves to rat people out
by Saint Regional police October 21, 2020
