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Piss Carpet

piss carpet moment; intentionally doing something, whether it's buying an early access game, or perfoming a bug that can break the game (pissing on the carpet) and getting mad that its having early access issues, or breaks the game (mad that the carpet has piss on it).
There was this one guy, posted a clip where he put a sword in the floor in this game, and it spazzed and noclipped below the map, and told the devs about his piss carpet.
by rokavii August 17, 2023
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piss up

a person who pisses you off but you don’t hate them.
A: Yo! Did you see how she spoke to the teacher
B: Yeah she’s such a piss up!
by pissup creator1245 November 25, 2021
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Piss

It's poo
I piss my pants said dad I say me too
by weeweerhgmluhgcjulyegfs May 29, 2021
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piss boarding

They used the piss boarding technique to interrogate the suspect.
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piss

When a baby gets hit by a car.
Nurse 1: Damn, this is the 5th piss this week!

Nurse 2: and it’s only monday!
by Pissface6969 May 13, 2020
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Victorian piss

The smell that they spray in places like the London dungeons to make it smell authentically old
Ew it smells like Victorian piss in here. (Also referred to as vicky piss)
by montana93 September 19, 2025
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piss rod

When you have to piss so bad your dick gets hard.
“Bro you good
Yeah bro I got a piss rod”
by Mr. pisser December 28, 2019
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