john travoltaed

To completely screw up someone's name.

Hey dude, did you hear? Apparently Mr. Crane totally John Travoltaed Suzy's last name at the award ceremony last night.

by Batman Namtab June 15, 2016

The Immaculate Penis of John

John's Immaculate Penis.

What's that?
That's John's Immaculate Penis.
Oh.
Also known as The Immaculate Penis of John.

by El Zodiac April 26, 2024

John

Likes dn

John likes dniym

by LillCucumber September 6, 2021

Dirty John

When you empty a milo tin, leave a steaming turd at the bottom then refill the tin with milo.

I just gave the milo tin a dirty John. Can’t for the lads to enjoy their ‘hot chocolate’.

by Surfguy September 13, 2020

John

I'm a writer learn english

Watching series john

by anonymous November 24, 2021

John

A guy who is so kind to you and loves you unconditionally but will show red flags later on like playing the victim and being a jerk. If you can get him to communicate properly with you there’s a good chance your relationship will end up happy and for many years but be warned johns are easily annoyed and are very introverted meaning after a fight there’s a good chance you’ll find him locked up in the basement with his gaming controller in hands

Ex: I cant believe John ghosted me for hours!

by Ghostiepants January 18, 2022

John

The perfect friend Johns are always kind and they are always there for you no matter what and they can be a butthole sometimes but they are always there for you

Person:what’s your friends name me: John person: you have a good friend

by Hannah.baylee August 18, 2021