chocolate gummi bear

a regular gummi bear that has been rolled in dirt until it looks like its been made of chocolate

person A- Dude i just ate a chocolate gummi bear!!!

person B- Well... I hope you like AIDS.

(chocolate gummi bears probaly won't give you AIDS)

by 44-FLEX July 31, 2011

Chocolate steak

Shit dick or a dick covered in feces after sex.

After Billy and I were done he asked if I wanted his chocolate steak, but I said it always leaves me a horrible after taste.

by MercMika May 27, 2017

Chocolate starfish

The grossest kink for the dirtiest of grizzlys, spread Eagle on the bed/all 4s tied to each post. Your mistress or prostitute then proceeds to shit on you until you are completely covered and then leaves you to rest in a pile of smothering, reeking excrement.

The kink-ridden yakky still had some chocolate starfish leftover behind his ear

by Richard Inchild September 22, 2021

Chocolate And Mayo

Some fucking chocolate and mayo in a jar dumbass

Chocolate and mayo is like the holy Bible and holy water but to defend yourself from fucking children

by C O S M O July 13, 2022

Chocolate Goodnight

Secretly taking a cheesy deuce under someone’s pillow.

Addison passed out first at the party so we gave him the chocolate goodnight.

by Tyra Spanks March 8, 2021

to relax the chocolate starfish

To take a dump.

Especially in an outside toilet.

May I use your bathroom?

I need to relax the chocolate starfish.

by RedpillDude May 29, 2020

Chocolate

A food in the form of a paste or solid block made from roasted and ground cacao seeds, typically sweetened and eaten as confectionery. Originated in Central America. Invented by Joseph Fry

Yummy!! This bar of chocolate is so delicous

by F10986 March 5, 2019