Wiping your ass with a wet wipe which has been cooled in the freezer.
Especially pleasant after large and/or spicy shits.
Especially pleasant after large and/or spicy shits.
“Barry grab me those wet wipes from the freezer, I’m about to give birth to that Vindaloo from last night and will need an Inuit kiss to cool off my ringpiece”
by Weaselworth November 11, 2022
Josh and John conversing:
Josh: hey did I tell you about what Sheila did the other night?
John: nah
Josh: she gave me a chipotle kiss, I’m still recovering.
John: sounds like things got pretty spicy…
Josh: we are no longer friends.
Josh: hey did I tell you about what Sheila did the other night?
John: nah
Josh: she gave me a chipotle kiss, I’m still recovering.
John: sounds like things got pretty spicy…
Josh: we are no longer friends.
by Erhm April 05, 2022
by ThatGuyFromThatOnePlaceOnEarth February 16, 2025
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by Aphoedite May 15, 2024
The term “Kiss my meat” is basically another version of saying “kiss my ass” but gayer, zestier, and sassier.
by Aphoedite May 15, 2024