Valentine's Day

1. A day to get gifts from your bae

BUT MORE OFTEN...

2. A torturous day where you get to watch couples cuddle and you're just that person sitting on a bench trying not to throw up.

Today is Valentine's Day :(.

by itscassieeeeeee February 12, 2018

Cred day

Extra day or days taken off work after a sickie to add credibility to the reasons given to the man

"I guess he's really ill this time then?"
"Nah, he's just taking a cred day"

by Travelling Uncle Bob June 2, 2009

Green day

An awesome band mostly known for their songs "American Idiot" "21 Guns" and "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life"

Have you listened to Green Day's new song yet?

by WhateverHappens_Happens May 22, 2016

yern day

the day you yern people (stick finggas up butt)(community service)
oct 31

yern….ahh
yern day

by The Yern King October 7, 2021

Day of Reason

the unofficial atheist holiday that celebrates being reasonable and not believing in bullshit gods. it is celebrated by nothing fancy, just hanging out and having fun with friends on the 24th of December, designed specificly to clash with christmas.

I just made up the Day of Reason so that we atheists would have a holiday. :-D

by Super Swedes December 7, 2010

Ladies day

When a bloke takes a day off work to do his man jobs around the house, making a new man hole, installing a rain tank, puttying up holes in the wall, painting the wall, planting his passion fruit, going the caravan show etc....

gardening painting going to the caravan show Ladies day

by Coopsie December 18, 2012

day of the dickheads

if you were born on december 8 you are a dickhead

day of the dickheads is when all dickhead were born, i was born on day of the dickheads.

by yournandotcomyournandotcom October 27, 2019