male answer syndrome

The tendency, especially among males, to make educated (?) guesses about subjects and present them as fact. The syndrome manifests itself most frequently when the sufferer is asked a question by a member of the opposite sex.

Female: Do I need to put premium gas in my car?

Male: Absolutely. If you don't, you will short out your cam injector bearings.

Female: Uh, I think you are suffering from Male Answer Syndrome.

by fordsfords July 2, 2007

Chihuahua Syndrome

It where you spin around on a swing and almost fly out because you are too small.

girl: omg, I had chihuahua syndrome on that swing.

girl 2: me too, we could have died.

by taciton November 13, 2011

Greedy Fuck Syndrome

A common medical egocentric condition driven by monetary gain at the expense of others.

Dave the president of his studio was diagnosed with Greedy Fuck Syndrome when he outlined a proposal where his company's assets would be sold and transferred to the buying company and had planned to fire his hard working employees.

by whatthemotherf May 5, 2006

White Knight Syndrome

A fairly common condition generally affecting males, White Knight Syndrome encompasses a wide range of behaviour related to "saving a damsel in distress". Almost always found near to or with Attention Whores, men affected by White Knight Syndrome are men who feel the need to protect, provide attention and affection, be viewed as "heroic", boost their ego, and generally feel good about themselves (usually because they have low self-esteem, or a small penis, or both).
Men with White Knight Syndrome are invariably attracted to Attention Whores or Problem Women (a sub-genre of the Attention Whore, the Problem Woman craves male attention and uses her often self-inflicted "problems" to attract the White Knight) because such women can cater to the White Knight's needs and vice versa--very much like the symbiotic relationship of bacteria and fungus in lichen. Men affected with White Knight Syndrome will spend long hours cuddling such women and giving them large amounts of attention and affection, sometimes struggling to hide their erections because the ego-boost feels so great. The male affected with White Knight Syndrome ends up in a position similar to the friend zone, but this does not matter to him--he's being a good guy by offering an Attention Whore more attention.

White Knight's girlfriend: "Shall we go out this evening? I worked hard all month so that we could go to that expensive restaurant we've always wanted to visit!"

White Knight: "Oh no! I'm terribly sorry; I was texting Suzie all last night behind your back and she says that she's pregnant again and her boyfriend raped her and her horrible, selfish father refuses to pay for her clit piercing, and she needs me to come over and hug her! I must go to her and comfort her, poor poor thing!"

White Knight's Girlfriend: "Isn't that girl using you as a snot-wipe on legs?"

White Knight: "No, I'm being there for her! I'm her shoulder to cry on! She needs me! I'm such a great guy!"

White Knight's Girlfriend: "What about me?"

White Knight: "Sadly for you, you're a well-balanced lady who doesn't have any problems and doesn't constantly burden me with your need for attention; you're not a damsel in distress and you can't provide me with the ego-boost I need. Go pay our bills, I'll be back in two days."

White Knight's Girlfriend: "Your white knight syndrome is getting out of hand. You know, I love you even if your penis is small."

by SourPuss91 January 14, 2014

Reader's Digest Syndrome

(n) - The tingly, prickly, and sometimes debilitating feeling in the legs after a long toilet session. Most commonly resulting from sitting there too long to finish a column or story in the bathroom companion. Originally resulting from its namesake magazine, Reader's Digest Syndrome or RDS can result from any lengthy toilet/reading session of any material.

I took the magazine to the crapper so I could read a quick article while I drop the kids off at the pool. I ended up reading a 5 page article about some dude falling off a cliff even though I was blessed with a one wipe wonder. I tried to stand up but I had a serious case of RDS (Reader's Digest Syndrome) and my legs gave out. I ended up blacking out when I hit my head on the toilet. The janitor found me 2 hours later with pants around my ankles. I think he took my magazine...

by Douglasazo January 12, 2006

Dumb Bitch Syndrome

DBS for short,
basically the problem running rampant across the population, affecting mainly teenage girls, but has the possibility of carrying on into later life. However, DBS is usually permanent. "Cain't fix stupid."

Dumb Bitch Syndrome. The problem with all the girls at my school.

"Hey Jacob, what's Obama's last name"
"Shut the fuck up, Kati, you're a dumb bitch"

"Sometimes it seems like there's nothing in Sami's head.."
"That's because there isn't, she has DBS and only knows how to talk about shopping for clothes and the dicks she's sucked."

"Why do all the girls at my school have Dumb Bitch Syndrome?"

by falaylays August 11, 2012

Old Navy Syndrome

A condition in which you are sucked in by Old Navy's great deals on wardrobe basics and wake up one day to realize that your whole wardrobe consists of plain t-shirts and sweaters.

"I realized that I had Old Navy Syndrome when I started categorizing my whole wardrobe into two drawers, v-necks and t-shirts."

by LPirkle April 11, 2010