Piss Carpet

piss carpet moment; intentionally doing something, whether it's buying an early access game, or perfoming a bug that can break the game (pissing on the carpet) and getting mad that its having early access issues, or breaks the game (mad that the carpet has piss on it).

There was this one guy, posted a clip where he put a sword in the floor in this game, and it spazzed and noclipped below the map, and told the devs about his piss carpet.

by rokavii August 17, 2023

Pissed Off

Someone who's got piss on them

Example:
Person 1: Hey dude i'm pissed off
Person 2: Yes i can smell

i think i messed it up

oh shit i wrote it in the wrong part i'm pissed off

by wtf_does_pissedof_mean December 2, 2021

piss up

a person who pisses you off but you don’t hate them.

A: Yo! Did you see how she spoke to the teacher
B: Yeah she’s such a piss up!

by pissup creator1245 November 25, 2021

Pirate piss

A cold glass of captain Morgan rum paired with a diet dark soda of your choice.

Billy was absolutely torched on the pirate piss at the camp this weekend.

by Buttered Sausage May 28, 2024

Pissed herself

Pissing outside of her one pant.

The child pissed herself and wept due to she pissed inside her double dark blue line undies that where still on.

by Fendzs November 18, 2022

Pissing distance.

When an event of some sort is right around the corner or really close to happening.

Tyler's birthday is in pissing distance.

by FollowMeOnTwitter@Nextarity March 24, 2022

Piss bet

A wager, typically a sporting event, that is placed before one retires for the evening. Commonplace with the 50+ male demographic from the Midwest, the Piss Bet gives the individual the satisfaction of checking on their Westcoast wager, while making their trip to the toilet at 2am.

Johnny K. has had a nice lil Saturday. Just caught a three-legged parlay, now it’s time to sync up on a Piss Bet. Does Hawaii play tonight?

by HerbDove21 March 11, 2024