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Crayola shit

When, no matter how many times you wipe, there’s always a streak of shit on the toilet paper.
I had a Crayola shit so intense that I used a whole roll of toilet paper and still wasn’t clean.
by jubbajubba October 7, 2021
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Shit Spackler

Someone who is so shitty that their shit spackles a great distance and covers a large area.
That shop owner that fleeced his loyal customers out of their hard earned SSI money sure is a giant shit spackler.
by Tvvat October 18, 2021
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Paradise Shit

The paradise shit is when you take a really good shit, that really relaxes you and that just feels really good and relieving, you get your best creative ideas during a paradise shit and life just turns out to not be so bad after one.
Mark: Holy shit dude! I just had a paradise shit
Jeff: FUCK MAN! I WISH I GOT A PARADISE SHIT TODAY, I INSTEAD GOT A JACK THE RIPPER SHIT
by Search up Mayor of Lannach September 7, 2021
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shits bitchin'

by egorrrrrr September 15, 2021
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Shit push

When Brock rushes in CS:GO
"I'm gonna shit push them hard fountain" -Brock
by Kuarterz August 12, 2021
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Shit pooper

This Shit pooper hasn’t shit out of their ass yet.”
by fistedyourmom September 4, 2021
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Murder that shit

To aggressively and consensually destroy someone sexually.
He pushed her up against the wall and proceeded to murder that shit until she orgasmed so hard her legs ceased to function correctly.
by Echo4Romeo May 23, 2021
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