Piss baby

Some too lazy to leave the room to pee so they pee in a bottle

My friend found out I peed in water bottles and called me piss baby for awhile

by BowserJr124 September 3, 2023

iraqi ass piss

A type of diarrhea that is pure liquid, usually acidic and hot, and with a high likelihood of actually shitting your pants.
Usually this is a result of eating food in a foreign country with lax food safety laws, but can also be contracted locally

Dave was suffering from iraqi ass piss after eating some poorly cooked goat

by AhsokasPlotArmor September 6, 2023

Pissing in Front of the Pope

A term used to describe underperforming or messing up when stressed, usually when being watched.

Person A: Why can’t you sing it anymore?
Person B: I can, I’m just pissing in front of the pope.

by MrParkerLovesLearning September 8, 2023

piss missle

An absolute, no doubt bomb (home run) hit by a baseball team

The batters hit a friggin piss missle out of the park!

by Dwa50 September 10, 2023

piss

a luxurious and expensive substance, seen as a delicacy in many countries.

"dude can you clean up all this piss? i know you where the one to piss here. fuck thats it, be out by saturday or ill call the cops, ill get your stuff."

by Yeetybois69 September 14, 2023

insurance piss

When you see a bathroom and don't really have to pee, but you should probably try anyway just in case it's a while till you find another one.

Please note, an insurance piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'monstrous piss.'

Guy: "Heyo, I see a restroom over there. Hold on, I'm gonna take an insurance piss real quick."
Other guy: "Good call, I gotta take a monster anyway."

by monicaheddneck September 16, 2023

monstrous piss

When you need to take a long, satisfying pee you've been holding onto for a long time.

Please note, a monstrous piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'insurance piss.'

Guy: "Heyo, I see a restroom over there. Hold on, I gotta take a monstrous piss"
Other guy: "Good call, I could use an insurance piss anyway."

by monicaheddneck September 16, 2023