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forbidden chocolate milk

You have a hat you've worn for years, but never washed. Fill a sink with water and detergent. Dip your hat in the sink and wring it out multiple times. Now, you have produced forbidden chocolate milk.
Keep our child out of the bathroom. I'm washing my hat in there, and the sink is full of forbidden chocolate milk.
by LazyRooster November 7, 2023
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churn chocolate butter

My wife gave me quite a surprise as I walked in on her in the doggystyle position, with her bootyhole covered in Vaseline. As she rubbed the tip of my hard cock around her butthole, she told me she was ready to churn chocolate butter.
by Dc53 January 12, 2016
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white chocolate

Dessie Mullen sure is fine white chocolate
by Dazzler bwg June 27, 2022
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chocolate infused dairy cocktail

"It's not just choccy milk, it is the chocolate infused dairy cocktail!" Every diet company
by Djeb_8059 April 29, 2023
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Swim the Chocolate River

Putting both hands entirely within the anus and spreading out repeatedly in the form of a breaststroke.
"I chose to swim the chocolate river and got a grapeshot of chocolate fondue."
by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024
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Meaty Hot Chocolate

A meaty hot chocolate is when a male shits in an cup and then blows his load into it and then he stirs it with his cock. To complete this “move” his partner, or anyone really, must drink this concoction.
1: Hey dude wanna make me a meaty hot chocolate
2: Dude that is so disgusting I think I’ve turned vegetarian, but lowkey sure bro.
by BlueIndustries February 23, 2018
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San Francisco Chocolate Éclair

When two lovers space dock, & the person docking from above pushes the poop in with either one’s penis or dildo.
Hey, bro, have you given her the San Francisco Chocolate Éclair yet? I’ve heard the poo gives it an extra smooth feeling! Except when there’s nuts!
by Finding Chemo July 22, 2024
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