Nut&Shit

To Nut into a Woman And then Shit out of thee Anus and Get the fuck out so the woman has to clean it. but before she cleans it she plays mudpie cake with it

Brian: (Nuts) Ah! (And then takes shit) Ah fuck im out have fun Cleaning Sharol
Sharol: What The Fuck Brian! you just Nut&Shit on my Bed!

by Nut&SHit May 18, 2019

deez nuts

Referring to a international joke as a African American man called a post office & complained of something being in there mail & saying "deez nuts , ha gottem!" Kids all around the nation think it's funny & it's gone viral.

Cause something came in the mail today ...deez nuts ha gottem!

Name something you put In your mouth but don't swallow ....deez nuts ! Ha gottem!

by foodismalife16 October 21, 2015

Kickin Nuts

For something or someone to be qualified as cool or hip.

Passed tense: Kicked nuts.

"Man our football team was kickin nuts today."

"That burnout kicked nuts."

by Blitzem September 11, 2007

Nothing But Nut

The act of producing ejaculate into an orifice without the fluids making contact with the walls or edges.

"Nothing But Nut" is a play on words of the basketball term "Nothing But Net" but with a reiteration that the performance is by sexual means, not involving competitive sports.

"In bed, it's Nothing But Nut , baby!"

by HeyImGruttImNotSoGrutt May 27, 2016

Nut Sandy

What happens when some body cums and is supprised to find tiny soild particales in there cum

" Dude i just found nut sandy when i shot my load!!"

by SexBandit88 January 28, 2005

Nut shuffle

When a guy sways back and forth to make is nuts hit his thighs.

I was bored waiting in line so I started to "nut shuffle".

by The big floopy one October 18, 2010

deez nuts

When you look out the window, scream DEEZ NUTS
See your favorite nigga, shout DEEZ NUTS
Creep up behind someone, whisper DEEZ NUTS
Wannabe a pornstar, ya better have DEEZ NUTS
Wanna get a girl friend, make some babies with DEEZ NUTS
If you don't get my point yet, deez nuts are useful in many ways and forms! Shout it, scream it, whisper it, own it! It's MANDITORY

Hello baby, do you want a taste of DEEZ NUTS? HA! GOTEEEEEM

by dcnert June 17, 2016