Mexican sex doll

Basically fucking a Chihuahua

Got horny and bored and decided to use my chihuahua as a Mexican sex doll

by thundercockman420 March 24, 2024

Mexican Deepthroat

Shoving a tortilla down someone's throat as fast as possible. Bonus points if you do it while they are high/drunk while sleeping.

Tony gave Pablo a Mexican deepthroat last night and now pablo is dead.

by Theodore J. Kazynsky March 25, 2024

Mexican Married

With your partner as a marriage but without paperwork (legally)

Angie and Tommy have been together for 5 years, they’re Mexican married.

by MPTC1996 March 26, 2024

Mexican Pepper

Mexican Pepper is a essential play when your on a bendy and are feeling tired. Firstly, you take a ZYNbabwe and coat it in a thin layer of the happy dust. Then you throw it top bunk. This will not just pick you up but it will have you grinding your front two teeth like BO2 in 2013.

Holy fuck boys i was hung, but i threw a little Mexican pepper in now i am buzzing around like a killer hornet.

by EZMoneyShredder March 27, 2024

Mexican Fudge

To heat your fecal matter up to 247 degrees Fahrenheit and brand a person’s nipple, cow style.

Mike: “Do you want to try Mexican Fudge tonight?”
John: “After I eat my empanadas!”

by MasPet March 27, 2024

Mexican time machine

While at work, to use the bathroom for before lunch/break. Usually an average of 10 minutes, however it’s not unusual to last up to 30 minutes. Bathroom use does not necessarily have to happen.

Julian: where are you going Luke? It’s not lunch yet for another 15 minutes!

Luke: I know, guess I’ll just have to use the Mexican Time Machine!

by Professor PAINAL September 25, 2025

Mexican blow dart

The act of inserting a cocain filled straw in one’s anus. And blowing it inside.

Barry, copped a Maccas straw full of Columbian bugga suggaa in the balloon knot. Therefore he experience the Mexican blow dart.

by Bin rat October 5, 2025