Fuck me in the ass and call me Joe

What my friend says instead of well call me surprised. And Joe-Joe exotic

Well Fuck me in the ass and call me Joe, she caught the squirrel!

by Heyyyyugly November 19, 2020

run me a buff

give me a blow job or "blow me"

Boss: Hey John, why don't you stay late tonight?
John: Why don't you run me a buff?

by Bill Smif March 24, 2006

fuck me red

A color of red, usually describing nail polish, that is meant to look sexy and attractive.

Do you see the girl with the Fuck Me Red nail polish?

by psedge February 27, 2008

give me the daggers

Originated from Shakespeare's "Macbeth"; it means, basically, "let me do it".

"Now plug the red wire inot the... no, the RED wire... yeah. Into the... no! Jesus, look, just... give me the daggers!"

by Tak, the Hideous New Girl December 30, 2003

Rattle me bones

When something/someone upsets you in such a method you cannot contain yourself.

Similar to Rustling My Jimmies

Fuckboy: Haha, then what? ;)
Me: Stop, don't rattle me bones.

by Syndense December 01, 2015

dome me up

means to suck my ____. as if somone was pissing you off

You know what fool you can just dome me up.

by WillllDunbar October 14, 2007

hit me up

Not literally meaning to hit something, but a form of comunication to talk to someone later. Also when your in a rush and you want to end a conversation with a friend for example you can say "aight ill hit me up"

"ay bro hit me up later when you get a chance i gotta talk to you."

by yui sakr October 12, 2009