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Hurricane Cake

Floridian specialty consisting of decorative Icing made to look like a hurricane for a hurricane party. Blackballed by Publix grocery store management for contributing to the promotion of illicit hurricane parties. Their idea is people should evacuate to safety and not get drunk and eat cake.

That is highly debatable.

In the end it winds up never being a serious storm at all. Central Florida gets worse afternoon thunderstorms than most "hurricanes". Storms with names just last a bit longer and have more palm fronds flying about. Unless you made the worst possible decision in your property choice (I.E. on the beachside) there is literally no reason to plan on anything but some rainy weather.
Sucks that your Publix isn't cool enough to ignore the company ban and make you a hurricane cake on the low man.
by dnbdave November 14, 2022
mugGet the Hurricane Cakemug.

cake

A woman with a large ass.
Yo, you got da cake!

Daaamn, she got a cakey.

She got a little cake going on there.
by JessicaM. November 8, 2012
mugGet the cakemug.

Bed cakes

The sludgeking and misses sludge having cakes or donuts in bed.
Look at them having bed cakes!
by SludgeKingJR October 17, 2025
mugGet the Bed cakesmug.

Chocumlate Cake

Were a man has diaharrea and shits in a womans pusy, creampies her and eats it up
I just made a chocumlate cake with youre mom
by Bahanadad January 14, 2022
mugGet the Chocumlate Cakemug.

King caking

It is the process of removing a baby shaped dildo from ones anus.
Rob is in recovery from king caking. He can’t join us for horseback riding today.
by J Sitton April 21, 2024
mugGet the King cakingmug.

flat caking

A non sexual act involving skin-to-skin contact of two or more taint areas. Contact must produce a smacking sound.
I enjoy long walks on the beach, day trading and flat caking with my boys.
by Vladimir Trickington December 21, 2017
mugGet the flat cakingmug.

cunt cake

Cunt cake: when the weather is hot out and a womens yeast infection is baking. Looking like a cake by the end of the day.
I took home that slut from the bar last night and she had a cunt cake the size of a footballl.
by chives66441 June 11, 2021
mugGet the cunt cakemug.

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