Hitting the back of my phone

Masturbating furiously

Oh, I was just hitting the back of my phone

by CreativityNonexistent May 21, 2018

Gentleman bringing glamour back

When a lovestruck late teen/young adult attempts to win over the heart of a woman he has lusted over for time, using popular methods seen in old Rom-Com movies.

"Did you see that thing Clarke did for Sarah?"
"I Did, he was like a Gentleman bringing glamour back."

by Roarstein December 31, 2016

slap a rack on her back

To throw money on a strippers butt.

My uchies are gonna slap a rack on her back.

by lilgurb July 8, 2018

show the back of my hand

To beat or inflict facial pain using the back of the hand, usually used in the context of domestic violence. Common expression of trailer trash and deep country inbreds.

“I done show the back of my hand to her a couple times but that’s it !”

by JohnnyDonkyBallz December 6, 2020

The Foam That Broke The Camel's Back

A bad, airy, non-defined business idea that you think of to distract yourself from doing work you are meant to be doing even when you already have 5 businesses on the go and 100 ideas in the works.

"Hey man, what are you up to?"
"Doing my tax return. Hey, do you think I could make a product where you completely fill the inside of a car with foam and it cleans while it dissolves?"
"Dude, that'd be the foam that broke the camel's back"

by slimtotheshady July 8, 2018

J-Capp Back On The Track

if somebody says this, your about to get slapped physically, or its before someone named J-Capp starts to rap

"J-Capp Back On The Track!!!" *slaps*
or
J-Capp back on the track, yh. *raps*

by Creator of bimjad April 8, 2021

have a monkey on one's back

to have an addiction to drugs or alcohol

Man, he really has a monkey on his back. He needs help.

by Light Joker March 31, 2005