Shit taco

The act of farting into and filling up a vagina with a rank fart.

Man Shazza was a freak, she made me give her a shit taco.

I gave this chick a shit taco right, and she queefed it back in my face.

by Dandrew December 19, 2021

Taco Jihad

When you declare a Holy War on someone through a taco (OR alternatively, a Holy War waged entirely through tacos).

Friend: "Charlie was a d*ck to me!"
Other friend: "Let's eviscerate a taco in his mailbox!"
Friend: "why?"
Other friend: "Taco Jihad."

by 7drizzy January 10, 2021

glossy taco

You came here because of simply nailogical even tough she told you not look this up
(Meh too lol)

And then, apply a layer off glossy taco

by spastiik July 15, 2017

Taco my bells

"Tacoing ones bells"
The act of shoving the testicels into a vagina

hey baby you wanna taco my bells?

by salstightbussy November 24, 2025

One handed taco

When you use one hand to jerk off with a tortilla

Michael got denied by every girl at the lake house party so he used the leftover tortillas to do a one handed taco

by Lazy Lola September 14, 2025

kiddo taco

When kids are at an arena or crowd event and while either standing, sitting, or climbing around, somehow gets folded up into the seat.

Brooklyn was standing on the seat to watch a hockey fight, but she was standing too far back on the chair, and became a kiddo taco.

by d mom kiwi April 1, 2022

TACO

Trump Always Cucks Out - regarding whatever important decision, Trump eventually will flip-flop and change course, doing the opposite of what he promised. Ending the Ukraine war (by stopping financing Ukraine and stopping sending arms), Tariffs, not starting new wars, only VS Iran on behalf of the jews, etc.

- Hey Brad, what's the news about Trump's tariffs on China?
- Well Chad, they keep getting postponed. Trump Always Cucks Out.
- Yeah, TACO.

by xythras June 28, 2025