stunt taco

This is the term to refer to a taco or other form of food that does not quite look as good as it should or how it is supposed to look, but it certainly does the job!!

Aaron: "Hey! I was really hungry yesterday and..."
Nick: "You were? OMG! GTFO! LOL! Me too!"
Aaron: "Anyway smart ass. I got some food from El Nacho and I swear this taco looked like a chalupa without a prayer, but tasted sooo good! It was the stunt taco of all time! I scarfed it down and took a nap!"
Nick: "OMG me too! I took a nap right after I took matters into my own hands..."

by von groovy November 27, 2024

Taco docking

The female cock docking.

I checked Pornhub for their new taco docking vids, pretty awesome.

by Msm1738 January 27, 2018

Taco Bell

A place where you're depressed while sipping on your Baja Blast.

I went to Taco Bell.

by Ahaha Get Noob Get Obese March 9, 2020

taco purse

A California CHP’s citation book.

Yo bro I can’t find Shawna’s ticket, I think I lost it in my taco purse.

by CIA Baby July 1, 2024

taco teepee

When a woman queefs under the blanket, then puts the blanket over someone's head.
Kind of like a "dutch oven".

She gave me a taco teepee last night, it was fowl.

by Riotsblaster June 22, 2022

group taco

Group Taco is when one person bites on one end of a el pastor taco and the other person bites the opposite end to avoid sharing said taco.

Pass me the group taco.

by kvtee June 27, 2019

Five Course Taco Spread

A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.

Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.

by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020