Simp

A person that drools over woman pics on the internet
Beware: Most simps may be half-virgins and their simp levels may rise

Mateen(most common simp name) : Mayne i gotta unfollow this chick she showing too much ass it does no good for me
Green shirt dude: You should get that checked out man..

by glizzator September 01, 2020

Simp

Jen saying that mike Chong is fine af

Jen: “ mike is so fine”

Me to Jen: “you’re literally the definition of simp!”

by user362892 May 21, 2022

simp

someone who rather enjoys being the “kind one” and they have a crush which they would do anything for and the person would be so fucked off he would eventually throw her off a cliff

emily stop simping for jake it’s obvious u like him

by emeei ;) November 23, 2021

Simp

Someone idolizing mediocre pussy

Prime example of someone that is a simp is Gray Bennedet Price.

Man, Gray was really simpin last night.
Gray Price is the biggest simp I know!

by Teldrizzle March 08, 2020

Simp

Ditching the bros plan to get some woman action.

“Trevor is a simp for ditching the boys plans for a gal”

by SkiLiftBoi69 December 28, 2021

SIMP

Acronym: Something I Might Purchase
One who idolizes a person or identity going so far as to donate excessive personal time and money with little or no recognition from the person or identity they idolize.

Bruh 1: Bruhhh, I'm simping hard for these VTubers. I just donated $250!!
Bruh 2: Quit simping you clown, and spend your money wisely.....on gatcha game waifus!

Bruh 3: Both of y'all aren't just clowns, y'all are the entire simping circus!

by RRGiovanni November 12, 2020

simp

specific situation that a simp would engage in: He follows a girl on ig, doesn't get a follow-back, then proceeds to either straight up dm her or like her posts, comment or reply to her stories without her responding nor following him back

This guy i didn't even follow back just keeps dming me he's such a simp.

by astro2398 November 30, 2021