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Red Vines

(n. réd vîyns) When a woman menstruates on her partners pubic region, and shoves the now bloodsoaked pubic hairs into either hers or her partners mouth, the bloody genital hair is known as Red Vines.
Ashley began devouring the fresh red vines she had created just above Matt's fully erect cock.
by Crpl. McFloppity May 25, 2009
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Stubby red crayon

the term used to describe a penis after all night 'HARD' sex.
god i fucked her so hard last night, my penis looks like a Stubby red crayon!
by swan19 March 1, 2010
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Red-Footed FoxTrout

Widely known to smoke crack and meth all day and rob you your daddy and his penniless pops for all your worth.

He has been known to cause every noise you cannot explain. He also eats small children.

He already stole your bitch.
Warning: Very violent if he doesn't take his medication.

There is only one in existence and he is known to reside some where near 111 south.
Guy 1: "What the fuck was that noise?"

Guy 2: "Dunno, must be the Red-Footed Foxtrout kicking the shit out of your bitch."

Guy 1: "How the hell did he get in my house?"

Guy 2: "How the fuck should I know? He smokes crack...."
by Bongjizzle October 28, 2010
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Red Whipper Snapper

the act of doing a girl while she is on her period, and then proceed to dick slap her in the face with a bloody penis.
"Like OMG he totally Red Whipper Snapper-ed me Ashley!!"
by y'all don't need to know March 31, 2013
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Red Balloon Party

Meaning that one is not pregnant; throwing a metaphorical party in celebration of getting your period instead of a baby.
Guy 1: So how did things go with Jessica? Is she pregnant?
Guy 2: Nah man, it's all good. We're throwing a red balloon party this month.
by surprisecomedy May 7, 2013
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Red Box Vulture

A bum that stands next to a red box machine giving you some bullshit sob story and asks for money when all you wanted to do was a rent a couple movies without being bothered. Usually happens in medium to large city or metropolitan areas.
I went to go pick up a couple new movies from the convenience store and this damn red box vulture gave me some stupid story about him and his wife that ran out of gas down the road and was bugging me for money.
by DeeeZaam February 17, 2014
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Red Bull Rocket

When you pop a hole, shotgun style, in the bottom of a red bull can. You then drink some of the Red Bull and add 2 oz. of vodka to the can. Give a light shake, pop the top, and shotgun the mixture.
I want to keep drinking, but I'm getting tired. Let's pound a couple Red Bull Rockets and keep the party going.
by lazyass7979 August 29, 2014
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