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Ze Perfect Friend

Ze perfect friend is the highest tier of friendship one could achieve. To call someone a perfect friend is to bestow upon them a title worthy of royalty. Please, do not use this term lightly when describing another!

You seem to feel that you can trust them with any secret be it dark or deeply emotional. They are able to give you a sense of comfort which is unparalleled by that of another person, and will at most times leave you wondering and stunned in both amazement and gratitude that you found such a person.

Ze perfect friend never seems to get boring or dull. Sure they have their off moments. But you find yourself always eagerly waiting for that next call/text/meet-up. You’ll share stories and random shit back and forth in the most casual manner.

Their humour is golden. It just seems to click in a seamless manner in which they have the uncanny ability to have you smile one second and in tears of laughter the next. Your inside jokes are one of a kind. Ze perfect friend knows where the boundaries are yet skilfully and masterfully is able to dance across these boundaries.

One thing is for certain. However you want to describe it. You and them, seem to ride the exact same wavelength. To such an extent that your typical behaviour around friends doesn’t exist around them. Where instead, you can truly express yourself as the most real version of yourself without fear or judgement. And that’s what you’ll find yourself attached to. That feeling of freedom when around them.
Thomas: “Like I hate saying this. But you are ze perfect friend people should have”
Sarina: “I honestly don’t even know what to answer rn cause this is literally so fucking beautiful
by Vastillios October 4, 2020
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preg-weather friend

A friend who ignores you until they find out that you're pregnant, and then tries to insert themselves into your life in every way possible. These individuals are most noticeable on facebook and other social networking sites, liking all posts related to pregnancy and babies that don't belong to them.
Can you believe this bitch, she's definitely just a preg-weather friend.
by catrlzz October 5, 2012
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Special Needs Friends

One of those friends that can't seem to do anything without your help.
Tony is one of those Special Needs Friends that can't even break up with someone without assistance.

I'm not inviting any of my Special Needs Friends to this party, because I want to have some fun.
by connicka January 29, 2012
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I need friend

Eh helo I need frend ples I want frend or famili can somone help me? I ned frend and iPod want it now
I ned frend now ples so ples I need friend now ples
by MatteMaker March 4, 2021
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She’s just a friend

She’s just a friend is a verse by a dumb blonde named adrien who can not see love for marinette but ladybug.
Me going after Marinette? No she’s just a friend!
by shesnotjustafriend May 12, 2021
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she is just a friend

Adrien says that marinette is just a friend but he has a secret he is a superhero but nobody knows it. But he is in love with marinette when she is in superhero form. He fights AGAINST akumatized people sent from his evil father. He doesnt know what true love is because his mother died. End off!!!
Adrien: she is just a friend
Marinette: y-yeah just a friend haha
by not_your_narrator fan August 15, 2021
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friend-request whore

a person on a social networking site who, using a picture much more flattering than reality, tries to obtain as many "friends" as possible in the attempt to make themselves feel popular, cool, or basically anything other than the social insecurity that plagues them.
Woah, Marissa has 1,223,456 friends on Facebook. I don't know, I mean it seems like a lot of people knew her.. I don't remember ever meeting her though... how do I have 245 friends in common with her? oh, she's a friend-request whore.
by tyliz January 7, 2010
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