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Stalker Friend Syndrome

When you date someone and then their best friend (usually a grenade or a choade) starts stalking you.
Guy 1: Dude, her best friend keeps liking all my statuses. She won't leave me alone.
Guy 2: Girl's got Stalker Friend Syndrome.
by tbaaaby November 6, 2010
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She’s just a friend

She’s just a friend is a verse by a dumb blonde named adrien who can not see love for marinette but ladybug.
Me going after Marinette? No she’s just a friend!
by shesnotjustafriend May 12, 2021
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Ze Perfect Friend

Ze perfect friend is the highest tier of friendship one could achieve. To call someone a perfect friend is to bestow upon them a title worthy of royalty. Please, do not use this term lightly when describing another!

You seem to feel that you can trust them with any secret be it dark or deeply emotional. They are able to give you a sense of comfort which is unparalleled by that of another person, and will at most times leave you wondering and stunned in both amazement and gratitude that you found such a person.

Ze perfect friend never seems to get boring or dull. Sure they have their off moments. But you find yourself always eagerly waiting for that next call/text/meet-up. You’ll share stories and random shit back and forth in the most casual manner.

Their humour is golden. It just seems to click in a seamless manner in which they have the uncanny ability to have you smile one second and in tears of laughter the next. Your inside jokes are one of a kind. Ze perfect friend knows where the boundaries are yet skilfully and masterfully is able to dance across these boundaries.

One thing is for certain. However you want to describe it. You and them, seem to ride the exact same wavelength. To such an extent that your typical behaviour around friends doesn’t exist around them. Where instead, you can truly express yourself as the most real version of yourself without fear or judgement. And that’s what you’ll find yourself attached to. That feeling of freedom when around them.
Thomas: “Like I hate saying this. But you are ze perfect friend people should have”
Sarina: “I honestly don’t even know what to answer rn cause this is literally so fucking beautiful
by Vastillios October 4, 2020
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Blind Friend Date

Meeting a friend of a friend for the first time 1 on 1. A blind friend date is set up by a mutual friend who does not for some reason attend the actual meeting to introduce the two people.
"I have a blind friend date on Friday with Abby's college friend - I hope its not too awkward"
by littleninja13 April 22, 2010
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she is just a friend

Adrien says that marinette is just a friend but he has a secret he is a superhero but nobody knows it. But he is in love with marinette when she is in superhero form. He fights AGAINST akumatized people sent from his evil father. He doesnt know what true love is because his mother died. End off!!!
Adrien: she is just a friend
Marinette: y-yeah just a friend haha
by not_your_narrator fan August 15, 2021
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Night time friends

Night time friends are people you first meet during the night time most of the time at parties and then one day you see them in public and aren't sure to say hi or not because it may or may not be awkward as fuck
Yea so I saw this dude that I met at the party last night, at Walmart and we made really awkward eye contact. I guess were only night time friends.
by Mznasty March 2, 2014
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friend with benefits zoned

A cuck who is in a relationship with someone who only uses them for sex. The only reason they are with them still is because of the delusion that the person using them actually cares for them.
Josh thought Linda loved him but in reality she friend with benefits zoned him.
by Lumlotus June 9, 2018
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