by HD March 18, 2016
Karen: Remember that crazy party where Paul shat in his hand and clapped while he was fucking Sharon?
Tom: Yeah, he told everyone it was called the Chocolate Pop Tart.
Tom: Yeah, he told everyone it was called the Chocolate Pop Tart.
by HPdarealest August 18, 2015
the act in which the woman licks the male's genitalia whilst the male is defecating on the female's chin. This is where the "Cliffhanger" comes into play.
by loves 2 spooge November 07, 2009
it’s giving two women who really really love each other and are both food bloggers and both love swiss chocolate and are lesbians, and they say to themselves one day ‘awaooga’, and they take a bit of chocolate and shove it up their… then proceed to lick it out until they can taste no more chocolate. repeat and repeat. that’s it.
by awoogaawooga January 20, 2024
When a man buys two turntables for sexual pleasure. He starts rotating the track and has the women lay head down on the record player. The women then drags the mans balls in a circle. It is only completed when there is bleeding. Then they take the blood and cum and mix it together and the women drinks it. Similar yet different from a golden honeybird.
by doormandude March 05, 2018
by Dr jew February 24, 2025
Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!
First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.
First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.
Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.
by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 06, 2021