Chicken Pot Pie

The act when a man preheats a woman's vagina to 450 degrees and then use a "jaws of life" to spread open the vagina only to place the chicken pot pie inside for the baking of a delectable treat. One can use a personal size chicken pot pie to do this act to a man.

So I Chicken Pot Pied my girlfriend last night, and then we donated the final product to the church as a tithe.

by Masonjar014 May 24, 2010

Chicken salad dick

When someone's dick cheese is left alone for too long and starts to resemble the texture of chicken salad.

Dude, Justin hasn't washed his dick in so long that he probably has chicken salad dick!

by Creble April 17, 2022

Just Chickening You

Common idiom used primarily in the United States (date unknown). Started by a brilliant scientist in leu of "Just kidding" or "Just pulling your leg".

(transitive) to tease or deceive for fun
(intransitive) to speak or speak deceptively for fun

"The moon is made of cheese."
"Really??"
"No, just chickening you!"
"Oh, haha!"

by feistyfaz February 20, 2015

Chicken a La Chrissy

A specialty chicken made by Marc.

Gee, I sure wish Marc would make Chicken a La Chrissy tonight.

by SnazzyC22 December 29, 2021

chicken wing graze

A sexual stimulation usually performed during fore play. While special lady friend (referred to as SLF) strokes her Dude's special member, the SLF uses the soft inner part of her elbow to intermittently graze over her Dude's member. This motion can only be performed after the Dude's member is fully aroused. This motion can be incorporated with The Squid to aid in manual ejaculation or later led to oral stimulation and/or copulation.

Dude: My SLF knows how to titillate my senses!

Other dude: What does she do?!
Dude: The Chicken Wing Graze!!

by Julesofthewood August 17, 2016

Radioactive Chicken Heads

American punk band formed in Los Angeles in 1993. Still operating anonymously under the guise of mutant chickens and one vegetable, the Chicken Heads' music is primarily a mix of punk rock, heavy metal, Ska & so much more! The band advertises themselves as "Genetically Modified Punk Rock".

Dude! Did you go to the Radioactive Chicken Heads concert last night? It was cluckin’ awesome!

by Rockin’ Robin January 13, 2022

making chicken nuggets

to have rough sex. During the process of making chicken nuggets, they torture chickens. "Chicken" would refer to your cock, and the process of making chicken nuggets is torture to your cock. Usually results in a dick that doesn't point straight, like to the right or the left, because the rough sex was that rough.

"Hey, Jimmy, why do you keep adjusting your dick?"
"Oh, sorry, me and Lindsay were making chicken nuggets last night."
"Ohhh, I see."

by GODDAM SAV BOIIIIII November 5, 2018