crk simp

weirdos who want a cookie from a video game to screw them up

"yo bro mystic flour cookie is so hot I want her to-"
"she's a cookie grow up you crk simp"

by I<3sugar July 7, 2025

Simp

Cat for a Fish

Cat is a simp for Fish

by Breadjeowkdnsowidndn May 2, 2022

Jizz Simp

A person who worships jizz; debatably slightly classier than a cum slut!

The woman wanted to lick cum off of her finger nails; she is such a jizz simp.

by BluntK1ng August 16, 2021

simp

kreggor clark

kreggor is a simp for callie

by duhhhhgirl January 9, 2021

SIMP

Nicolas Flamel

Nicolas Flamel is such a SIMP. He always goes in game chat when a girl joins the party.

by mrsorrows March 22, 2020

Simp

A man who puts hoes before bros

Insane x P4in is one hell of a fucking simp

by Lautreq March 31, 2020

sarvente simp

1. some crazy fuck who simps for a nun from a discontinued FNF mod named Sarvente (Sarv for short).

While some are just too damn horny to exist, there are only a handful that are actually sane.

2. Literally me

Person 1: I want to fuck sarvente so badly~

Me: Ok bro, i think you need a checkup fr 💀

(not like i'm a sarvente simp too, plus i'm not even THAT horny for her)

by Alleg69 November 18, 2023