zoom cuck

The highest level of cuck. When your girl/partner doesn’t even want you in the room/building/zip code. You sit in a cuck chair elsewhere and watch the action via zoom/FaceTime.

Zach is so pussy whipped and his gf knows this. She made him be a zoom cuck and he tunes in every time as ordered.

by PuffyRI February 6, 2023

Zoom Facial

When a man ejaculates on the camera during a zoom call with another person or persons.

Max blew his wad during the conference call giving the entire staff a Zoom Facial. Max is no longer employed with the company.

by SrslyGuise September 25, 2023

Zoom Poop

(Verb)- a passage of time that is spent in the throne room while the throne bearer is simultaneously occupying the throne and on a Zoom video call with 1 or more homies.

Company time is best spent performing a Zoom Poop, especially after a few Taco Bell breakfast tacos.

by DirtGod101 November 25, 2023

Zoom Poop

(Verb)- a passage of time (best spent on company time) where an individual is occupying the throne room and the throne bearer is simultaneously on a Zoom video call with 1 or more homies and also pooping

Zoom poops are the best way to get paid after a few breakfast tacos from Taco Bell

by DirtGod101 November 25, 2023

Zoom Strike Gaming

retard

Zoom Strike Gaming is retarded

by Hyperbirdy3 November 30, 2024

Zoom

Another round

I will mop the floor again, I have to do another zoom.

by Outsideworld December 31, 2023

Zoom into

To zoom into is to use the Zoom application to attend a meeting or seminar.

-Jackion zoomed into a seminar last night.
-Does he always zoom into seminars?

by AnisAzzi May 30, 2024