blowing smoke up your ass

To say things deliberatly to anger someone. It comes from cockfighting where they blow smoke up a roosters ass before they put him into the ring to fight.
He's just blowing smoke up your ass, ignore him.
by Javier xavier caviar June 14, 2017
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To beat someone so bad that their ass becomes a jiggling mass of gel hanging off their spine, allowing you to rip it off and place it in their hands as they collapse into a heap of excruciating pain. After the beaten person finishes convulsing, you place their severed posterior next to their lips so that it looks like they are kissing their own ass while posting hilarious videos to social media.
by IGKYA53 October 02, 2020
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The objectively correct and gigantically-intellectual political ideology/pill. Don't believe me? Put your finger in your ass.
"Snopes is bullshit, CNN is cringe, Fox is for psuedo-intellectuals. Take the Put-Your-Finger-In-Your-Ass-Pill. It'll change your reason for being. Don't believe me?"
by Yellow Pill Deity January 01, 2021
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You were supposed to finish that yesterday! I swear you can't hit your ass with either hand!
by macput1 April 15, 2016
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Shitting your head out of your ass could refer to three things, either;
A, being so mad your head jets out of your ass;
B, wasting your time trying to shit your head out of your ass;
C, an incredible feat, such as lifting a car, watching a whole episode of Everybody Loves Raymond and laughing at it atleast twice, or beating up Chuck Norris.
A, "If I have to sit next to that bitch named Sophie AGAIN this year, I'm totally going to shit my head out of my ass.."
B, "World of Warcraft is like trying to shit your head out of your ass,"
and C, "Dude! What are you doing?!"
Dude- " I'm trying to make a myspace video of me shitting my head out my ass!"
"Shitting your head out of your ass?!"
Dude- "Shitting your head out of your ass."
by Nate LOWRIE! August 29, 2007
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Your Dads Ass

Where should we go for dinner ?

"Your Dads Ass"

What's the biggest planet ?

"Your dad's ass "
by Jointy Smokes July 05, 2018
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