Three Hatter

When you have to use your hat to wipe your ass after shitting in the woods or side of road.

As Gill finished his shit, he screamed from the bushes, it's a three hatter.

by MATTSLAPPY17 September 7, 2017

Number Three

That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

I gotta go, Take a Number Three
That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

by Biggie JT October 1, 2022

Violin three

The worst creation of humanity.

Person: What part do you play in the orchestra?
Other person: I play violin three.
Person: *screams* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!

by baxter from arthur April 4, 2019

boobies three

The moment when motorboating becomes so fast that there seems to be three breasts, similiar to boobies four.

She was going so fast last night, it was like Boobies Three!

by Casperin November 29, 2014

Three S'es

Shit, Shower, Shave.

I am up and I have already had, The Three S'es, and you are telling me you are not even out of bed yet?

by Lot-lot December 12, 2012

The Three P's

"Pack it. Punch it. Pass it." a term used typically for bong rats, when sitting in a group of two or more, one person seems to linger a little too long, and an encouraging friend wishes to hurry up his high.

*bong is passed around. linger boy comes up.* "pack it punch it pass it dude. we haven't got 'till christmas." *friend struggles* "yeah The Three P's man. work with us here."

by Weed elf March 19, 2012

Three bomb

A three bomb is three litres of Crofters

Rip mikey have a three bomb for me ked

by Yellowmellowbrowndown February 15, 2020