Alyssa-weight

Lighter than a light weight when drinking alcohol

They're such an Alyssa-weight

by AVBAF May 27, 2017

penis weight

The weight of ur erection

My penis weight was 9 Ibs and 12 oz last night

by Chiller billy April 25, 2015

Brain-weight

When there's something you learned a long time ago, but can't remember how to do it because you haven't done it for so long. It's like a muscle you haven't been exercising or flexing so you must have put on Brain Weight.

I can't believe I forgot how to to do long division - I must be putting on brain-weight!

by beatmastabill May 29, 2020

light weight girthy

when a man is semi hard;

i'm feeling light weight girthy tonight

by hello gato October 9, 2008

twin weights

A word commonly used to describe the two sacks on either side of a man's joy stick.

Oh god his twin weights were hairy. Yuck!

by Holy Schmidt August 17, 2007

Rope Weight

Refers to a heavy object hanging at the end of a rope, and is often used in reference to a dead body.

Person 1: I hate that guy.

Person 2: Me too. He’d make a great rope weight.

by turgled March 16, 2025

Weighted plush

is a plush that’s weighted n stuff

help im at a thing where i can make a weighted plush and my social anxiety is skyrocketing

by Antonimator September 27, 2022