Dead Weight

The lack of spirit. The sole hase left the body. Heavier than usual. Unusual weight that occurs with loss of life.

Unusual weight gain when one is in a choma or relaxed.

My legs was lighter before I became crippled. Now they are just dead weight.

by Swift. C May 22, 2016

condom weight

The result of fecal matter clinging to a condom during anal sex. The result is them pinched ballon tip of tyhe condom hangs down while the condom is on the still-erect penis.

"Don't fuck Tracey in the ass, her shit is so scummy she always makes condom weights."

by Dwayne Boyd January 7, 2006

weight

It is the measurement of how fat you are.

Your weight is 400lbs

by Bannana_Toast May 14, 2018

steve wrights sunday love songs

mushy bbc radio 2 show between 9 - 11am on sunday mornings, mainly listened to by women and snoring men.

Lets listen to steve wrights sunday love songs

by Nick1401 August 14, 2007

shake-weighted

The act of having your partner finish you off on her face and or chest, in the motion of the shake-weight from them hilarious commercials.

Kevin: " hey, did you go home with that bartender last night?''

Steve: "yeah."

Kevin: ''DETAILS!"

Steve: " well, we went back to my house, had a few drinks, smoked a joint and then she ended up shake-weighting me."

Kevin: " you lucky bastard. I can't beleive she shake-weighted you."

by prodigyofmind July 28, 2010

Blanket Weight

Pounds per square foot of bed coverings to achieve ideal sleeping comfort.

I added a throw to my bed to increase blanket weight so I could sleep soundly.

by Avayueia June 30, 2016

Ankle weight

Adjective: thing, person

Definition:
Something or someone who/what is the opitamy of lowest of the low. Lower than the c-word. One with no respect. One who lives in misery and tries to drag everyone down to thier level. "misery loves company"

: Cindy is the biggest ankle weight in the world!!!!

by RuNnInGwOlF85 April 8, 2017