Oktoberfest Wad

A wet piece of cardboard or paper that has been left in one's rectum along with sliced sausage, yeast, and brine until it has soaked up all the moisture and turned into a large, grotesque mass.

"If my boss doesn't accept my sexual advances soon, I'll have no choice but to leave an Oktoberfest Wad on her desk"

by PhatSphoincter October 3, 2025

Gurley Wad

A borrowed wad or stack of cash

Look at Mickey sportin that Gurley Wad

by Ole Dirty Bastard July 25, 2018

WAD

Acronym for "Window to Another Dimension". This describes the slot of a memory card reader where you insert the memory card.

I put my memory card into the WAD and was able view my pictures...of Pluto

by durkwast May 19, 2010

WAD

When you slide the dick in and it goes in so easy from her wet ass pussy (WAP) and you take it out and got a wet ass dick (WAD)

*slides dick out* oh it’s WAD

by Creamy202420 September 24, 2020

WAD

Wet Ass Dick

Damn Luke has a WAD

by LukeJT August 18, 2020

WAD

WAD
W - Wet
A - Ass
D - Despair

Hey everyone
Nagito komaeda here
I just wanted to let you know
That uh...

I said certified freak
Seven days a week
Wet ass despair
Make that pull-out game weak

Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah

Yeah you messin with some wet ass despair
Bring a bucket
And a mop
For some wet ass despair
Give me everything you got
For this wet ass despair
Beat it up hajime
Catch a charge
Extra largе
And extra hard
Put junkos hand right in your face
Swipe your nosе like a credit card
Put me on top, i wanna ride
Blow up the island while im inside
Spit in my mouth
Look in my eyes
Hajime come take a dive
I dont wanna spit
I wanna gulp
I wanna gag
I wanna choke
I want you to touch that little dangly thing
That swing in the back of my throat
WAD

by LiterallyDyingRNUwU December 27, 2020

WAD

Wet ass dick, according to Corey Holcomb's 5150 Show

Marcus has a WAD

According to Corey Holcomb host of 5150 show believe his co-host Marcus has wet ass dick acronym WAD because of his body sweating uncontrollable

by Mtemi August 16, 2022