The Velvet Surprise

When you can't finish during sex and are too nervous to explain why, so you spray lotion on their back to fake that you came.

"Yo I had whiskey dick the other day with Monica and I gave her the velvet surprise and she had no idea."

by Veliana November 22, 2017

Velvet sleeve

A nice shaven vagina.
A mate thats a minge.

You my friend are a right velvet sleeve.
She had a nice velvet sleeve

by Golly21 October 23, 2018

Gay Velvet

A velvet that is a gay twink and loves cocks in their mouth

He is such a gay velvet

by nullicity_1 September 14, 2025

velvet ham sandwich

When a woman bounces her vagina off the forehead or mouth of a man...or woman.

She gave him a velvet ham sandwich and then I blew my load.

by Booshaker August 23, 2016

red velvet cupcake

Is when you cum inside a woman on her period.

My girl said she was on the rag. She let me get the red velvet cupcakes anyway.

by Dayton247 March 29, 2016

Red Velvet Cake

When a guy creampies a girl on her period, pulls his penis out, and spreads it on her ass.

Last night I got drunk and made a red velvet cake with my girl.

by TellyMadeIt April 13, 2022

velvet hole

The vagina

I got some velvet hole last night

by nomad54321 April 25, 2014