The Biggest Fattest Vagina

The big fat vagina was carved out of an aspen tree by Cherokee Indians in 1564. Designed to hold the dicks of a thousand enemy warriors on their way to eternal suffering in the land of Tina. An ancient burial ground in the North

My brother M. D. Trumpeter was lost in a great battle many moons ago and now his wang spends eternity in The Biggest Fattest Vagina.

by DickTrumpet July 24, 2017

vagina

vagina is the gate to heaven

the penis is the key to unlock the gate of heaven (vagina)

by 1234567890 April 20, 2005

vaginal lobster

When a female vagina has become too dirty for crabs, they get lobsters.

Adams mom got vaginal lobsters after deciding not to douche herself last month.

by Adam Davis Hendricks III September 12, 2007

Whale's Vagina

Nickname for the city of San Diego.

From: Anchorman

The Pats are about to blow out the Whale's Vagina Chargers.

by PatsFan January 11, 2007

Dry Vagina

Dry Vagina dr-ie / vu/jy/nuh - a term used to describe a girl who is incredibly boring and the only pleasure she gets is from ruining a group of guys or a single guy's fun because they think they are 'moral'.

Those girls really ruined our fun when they stopped us from teasing Goobah about her being so sexy, theyre such dry vaginas.

by Ackadacka August 29, 2006

vagina

The genitalia for a woman. Used naturally for sexual intercourse, which was also created to be pleasing. Sexual intercourse will also result in procreation, furthuring the extent of the human race, as it was created to be.

Many people feel akward talking about vagina or penis because they are often used in extremely inappropriate forms, particularly on this website.

by Phrigajiblenoghip May 22, 2004

Texas Vagina Massacre

When a promiscuous lesbian uses the same dildo on multiple unknowing partners over a short period of time without protection.

She just found out that she recieved the Texas Vagina Massacre from that hoe-bag!

by J September 1, 2008