ur cousin

some one your friend sleeps with or a come back to literally any thing

you:i just ate pizza
me:i just ate your cousin

by Unknown_Entity November 11, 2018

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urs meier

Incompetent Swiss referee who disallows perfectly legitimate goals.

Boasts a porcupine-like mane, loves the ladies, and runs a shop.

No goal! The host cannot be knocked out in the quarter finals.

by madtroll June 29, 2004

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Ur mom is gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Ur dad is wait a minute u got no dad.
He left for milk but never came back. cry about it.😢

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i am ur mom

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Ummm...Ur Mom?Ho-kSo.........Bland meat!

by Dev April 23, 2005

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the person you "popped" out of, after she had sexual inter course, and got prego!

Sally had sex with Bob, Bob got Sally pregnant, Sally had a baby, the doctor told the baby , pointing to Sally "thats UR MOM!"

by Kelly April 08, 2003

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The perfect expression for notoriously lazy typists, oh yes you are, or aren't you?

Ure very elegant and eloquent, ure 1 of kind and on my mind, so come what may this first of May ure my frend wkday and end, the end, RIP.

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