face tweeting

When one uses facebook as a twitter like apparatus to express random shit.

Face tweeter: "I just ate some soup lol"

Guy: "Couldn't you have just used your twitter account for that?"

Face tweeter: "Oh, sorry. I must have been face tweeting again."

by The Mighty Gallahad July 26, 2010

tweet others as you want them to tweet you

A banal expression born of the women's movement in hopes that President Trump would possibly think a bit of his mindless use of Twitter.

``We hope that all would tweet others as you want them to tweet you.''

by tirtle January 21, 2018

Conan Tweets

The act of tweeting indiscriminately and “not giving a shit.”

Damn man, your Conan tweets are depressing as shit, are you okay?

by I look like shalissa September 23, 2018

tiks and the tweets

Another word my dad made that means “social media”

“Hey, did you hear about the bacon incident?”
“No”
“You should check your Tiks and the tweets”

by Sushipusheen24 June 20, 2021

dedication tweet

a dedication tweet is an expression of Jah’s Love for her mutuals

you: “hello ily, may i have one dedication tweet please”
Jah: “on it.”

by sheiownshrowmwhe ww May 5, 2024

carpet tweeting

Creating devastation in an adversary's position by directing numerous tweets towards a general target creating effects similar to carpet bombing.

Trump's carpet tweeting has his media opponents convulsing as if they had pumped strychnine directly into their veins.

by Niccolo1512 July 4, 2017