Snail Trail

The trail left behind after a member of society with the X and Y chromosomes drags his balls across any surface promptly leaving a trail of grease
The grease could be as gross as ball sweat or as harmless as water
Jill: Erika did you hear about what happened to Mary!

Erika: Yeah, I did while she was passed out the guys got together and left a massive Snail Trail across her face

Jill: Ugh, the guys are so immature this is why i have a dildo.
by Hanry&Vlad January 07, 2012
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happy trail

A trail to the promise land. Ending into a great forest and a difficult journey in which the pursuit of manhood starts and shows.

it's the hair from your belly button to the patch. I was just making wired for everyone reading it.
something women shouldn't have. if women have a happy trail. ewwwww
by ajmeeh6842 January 17, 2010
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Oregon Trail

In bowling, getting three strikes in the tenth frame. The first strike is gathering the supplies, the second strike is forging the river, the final strike gets you over the rocky mountains and completes the oregon trail.
Josh just got an oregon trail. He needed it to break 200
by bowlermaniac June 22, 2011
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Happy Trail

A line of pubic hair that often starts above your belly button in the middle of your stomach and trails straight down to your pubic area and vagina (pussy). How else is a blind man gonna get there?
Blind man: "Show me where your happy trail is so I can get to that Honey Hole of yours!"
by FallenAngel1879 April 08, 2015
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Trail Donkey

another term for "pack mule"

an overworked animal used to carry heavy burdens over rocky terrain
We loaded supplies on the trail donkey and i was surprised to see it's knees slightly wooble under the weight of the load.
by sacopex February 22, 2004
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Taff Trailed

British; South Wales: The act of loitering around university halls of residences, wearing a long coat and exposing your naked form at unsuspecting shoppers
I was walking to Tesco yesterday and i got Taff Trailed
by Don Ed May 29, 2006
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Snail Trail

A trail of vaginal liquids from women dragging her rear on the floor while being aroused.
by Catchin' Deer May 08, 2017
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