helicopter tongue

When he/she are taking part in a French kiss and she/he spins their tongue around like a flushed bog bowl, leaving a mess of bodily slurry around the face.

A. Oi mate my GF just helicopter tongued me
B. What was it like?
A. Mate I think I now have AIDS

by Sukkawillymmmmmmm October 11, 2016

Tweaker Tongue

"Tweaker Tongue," or "Tweeker Tongue" is a more informal (hilarious) way to refer to the well known Adderall Tongue, and is also related, but not equal, to "Meth Mouth."

Symptoms (most common to least): dry mouth, bad breath, a white film on tongue (due to bacterial overgrowth,) chapped lips, and sores on your tongue (sores will usually only occur if you suck on your tongue and are severely dehydrated, if you are neither of those, go see a doctor.) This is less severe than Meth Mouth because Tweaker Tongue does NOT include rotting teeth, stained teeth, cracked teeth, swollen and/or bleeding gums, sores on lips and throat, or loss of oral sensation and pain.

Fixes (most important to least): brush your teeth (seriously, you'll smell like you ate shit,) floss, scrape your tongue or at least brush your tongue, swish and gargle with a high pH mouthwash, take frequent sips of water, use saliva substitutes, and chew sugar free gum. Note that these usually only reduce symptoms, and may not fully cure Tweaker Tongue. Don't neglect your hygiene, unless you want to suffer from Meth Mouth.

Also, this may happen to abusers AND non-abusers (i.e. those with ADHD, narcolepsy, obesity, etc., taking the prescribed dosage of their medication.)

friend 1 - "that was fast, did something happen?"
friend 2 - "was going ok at first, but when he opened his mouth and got closer I knew... he tried to suck my dick with his tweaker tongue!"
friend 1 - "mmm... right. would've been shitbreath and sandpaper."

by amethysts blue drawers May 21, 2023

Tongue Straw

Tongue flex in where you roll up your tongue and suck various liquids.

“Hey Mitchell can I have a drink of your cucumber water?”

“No Elizabeth!”
“But I’ll use my tongue straw!”

by Moesephus January 7, 2022

bollock tongue

To speak untruth, to lie, to spread falsehood, exaggeration or spread misinformation.

John: Gavin, I believe you speak with bollock tongue.

by Lucidentity April 3, 2021

corporate tongues

The regurgitation of corporate jargon and buzz words in order to fit in with you corporate peers.

When I asked Julie a question on our zoom meeting, she asked me if “ we could take this off line and circle back when she could wrap her head around this.” She then told me “she would be out of pocket and in the meantime if I could email her a high lever, view from 50,000 feet, so when she comes back into the office she can be laser focused on the issue.” I have no idea what she was talking about because she was speaking in corporate tongues.

by Grimmy46 March 3, 2022

black tongue

Used to describe when a person says something out loud and it manifests as reality and comes true. Black Tongue *bluh-a-ck Tung*

This asshole has a black tongue. Every time he opens his mouth the shit comes true —-I wish he would shut the hell up or say he wishes I was rich and happily retired.

by Amoritito August 12, 2021

tongue drunk

In essence, a combination of "cotton mouth" or drying of the mouth and tongue and a lingering flavor/odor of alcohol that can't be eliminated with mints, mouthwash or tooth brushing as the result of drinking. Usually accompanied with a hangover.

My wife complains about good morning kisses whenever I'm tongue drunk.

by Pkbah November 2, 2018