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Tongue Tied

Tongue Tied by GROUPLOVE is about the protagonist being in love with his best friend but being too scared to admit his feelings in fear of rejection or ruining the friendship.
“Take me to your BEST FRIENDS house , Normally we’re MAKING OUT”
Stranger 1: “I relate to the song “Tongue Tied” so much.”
Stranger 2: “Why’s that?”
Stranger 1: “Im in love with my best friend.”
by ginatheanonymous August 8, 2023
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helicopter tongue

When he/she are taking part in a French kiss and she/he spins their tongue around like a flushed bog bowl, leaving a mess of bodily slurry around the face.
A. Oi mate my GF just helicopter tongued me
B. What was it like?
A. Mate I think I now have AIDS
by Sukkawillymmmmmmm October 11, 2016
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Tweaker Tongue

"Tweaker Tongue," or "Tweeker Tongue" is a more informal (hilarious) way to refer to the well known Adderall Tongue, and is also related, but not equal, to "Meth Mouth."

Symptoms (most common to least): dry mouth, bad breath, a white film on tongue (due to bacterial overgrowth,) chapped lips, and sores on your tongue (sores will usually only occur if you suck on your tongue and are severely dehydrated, if you are neither of those, go see a doctor.) This is less severe than Meth Mouth because Tweaker Tongue does NOT include rotting teeth, stained teeth, cracked teeth, swollen and/or bleeding gums, sores on lips and throat, or loss of oral sensation and pain.

Fixes (most important to least): brush your teeth (seriously, you'll smell like you ate shit,) floss, scrape your tongue or at least brush your tongue, swish and gargle with a high pH mouthwash, take frequent sips of water, use saliva substitutes, and chew sugar free gum. Note that these usually only reduce symptoms, and may not fully cure Tweaker Tongue. Don't neglect your hygiene, unless you want to suffer from Meth Mouth.

Also, this may happen to abusers AND non-abusers (i.e. those with ADHD, narcolepsy, obesity, etc., taking the prescribed dosage of their medication.)
friend 1 - "that was fast, did something happen?"
friend 2 - "was going ok at first, but when he opened his mouth and got closer I knew... he tried to suck my dick with his tweaker tongue!"
friend 1 - "mmm... right. would've been shitbreath and sandpaper."
by amethysts blue drawers May 21, 2023
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celery tongue

to have a tongue that either tastes really sour or really good
grandpa eustace had a celery tongue before he died in a fire
by CheVelle 50 December 16, 2021
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tongue the sac

Teacher said stay after class because i was rude i said tongue the sack
by r1 cuntjunky July 30, 2016
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Tongue Straw

Tongue flex in where you roll up your tongue and suck various liquids.
“Hey Mitchell can I have a drink of your cucumber water?”

“No Elizabeth!”
“But I’ll use my tongue straw!”
by Moesephus January 7, 2022
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bollock tongue

To speak untruth, to lie, to spread falsehood, exaggeration or spread misinformation.
John: Gavin, I believe you speak with bollock tongue.
by Lucidentity April 3, 2021
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