tomato cunt

A cunt on their period.

That girl is a tomato cunt.

by Glue Gun January 15, 2016

Rotten Tomato

When a a guy farts into a woman who is on the rag and then eats her out.

Dammmn Son!!! Julie is a freak- that bitch wanted the rotten tomato.

by Adam Padgett February 4, 2009

Tomato Barmcake

Enlarged / well endowed female clitoral region

Look at the beetle bonnet on that, it's like a tomato barmcake gone wrong

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 3, 2004

Tomato Fucked

When a male/female takes one large ripe tomato and shoves it inside their vagina repeatedly for 15 minutes or until the tomato breaks and the juice comes out.

Last night I tomato fucked my girlfriend so hard the next day she was sore.

by shitface1234532 March 5, 2009

Horny Tomato

when a girl pisses on your face and then has her period on your face so it sticks

that dude just got a horny tomato from his girlfreind!

Nasty!

by poonchasers June 17, 2008

Tomato Head

Smelly fucking jock with a red face. So red and smelly that all you can think of is of a tomato. An extremely boring beast. Any taken girl is unsafe from this wild animal. They don't want single girls. Tomato Head comes out mostly at night when he's drinking with his equally faggetty team mates.

Tomato Head Quotes

*"I'm soooooo highhhh right now "(not high)
*"Want to come snuggle?"
*"I was trying to wheel you! You don't act like you have a boyfriend..."
*"Go tuck your room mate in and come over to my place"
*"Let's get blietzkrieg!!! "

by KKES January 11, 2010

tomato surprise

When you're going down on your girl and she surprises you with heavy flow.

I went down on my girl knowing she was near her period when she gave me a tomato surprise.

blue waffle

by Hampharm October 25, 2015