you dude, you're an uncultured swine!
by epebdicting December 7, 2018
Get the swinemug. When you meet a woman from a social dating site and you’ve been catfished to the point where large amounts of alcohol are needed to sleep with the pig
“I was expecting a beauty, I got a pig and as the Sauvignon blanc flowed she became my swine”
Rob “how’s it going with the swine”
Frank “shit hot mate, we went for a walk in the woods last week after a glass of wine and the bastard found me truffles”
Rob “how’s it going with the swine”
Frank “shit hot mate, we went for a walk in the woods last week after a glass of wine and the bastard found me truffles”
by Tomfoolery80 January 3, 2020
Get the Swinemug. An instance where you or someone you know gets wasted and hooks up with a fatty without their knowing, and can't seem to get rid of them
Man 1: Dude, who's this girl that keeps calling you?
Man 2: Don't worry about it; I just got drunk last night and now I've got the swine flu.
Man 2: Don't worry about it; I just got drunk last night and now I've got the swine flu.
by shifter027 June 6, 2010
Get the Swine flumug. Patient: Doctor you have to give me tamiflu now i have swine flue
Doctor: Take it easy you are swine fooled, it is just a normal flu.
Doctor: Take it easy you are swine fooled, it is just a normal flu.
by Jurdylicious January 18, 2010
Get the swine fooledmug. 
An extremely greasy haired person who has salt head. Usually cute when showers, but very rare. Pussy is STANK. needs vagisil. Loves her boyfriend (don't know how a gross ass greasy pig could get one) but she does. Very loyal until you fuck with her. Only has 2 friends. Slight foot fetish. Sharts herself when she sneezes. Gets in car wreck and laughs about it. Tries to overdose on depression meds.
Oh look, that Greasy Swine hasn't showered again. I can smell her stank from here. I hope she closes her legs soon.
by vagisilly April 22, 2019
Get the Greasy Swinemug.