Rules of Feminism

As referred to in Mean Girls, the Rules of Feminism state that no girl can date her friend's:
Ex-Boyfriends,
Crushes,
or
Relatives
Follow these simple rules and avoid hell in Girl World.

"Oh, no, you can't like Aaron Samuels.
That's Regina's ex-boyfriend. Ex-boyfriends are just off-limits to friends. I mean, that's just, like, the Rules of Feminism!" - Gretchen Weiners (Mean Girls)

by R!aaaachellll July 19, 2007

Rule 803

Rule number 803 says that for every rule there is a loophole.

As defined in Sabrina The Teenage Witch Ep #13 "Jenny's Non-Dream" by the Rule Keeper stating Rule 803

by Hrliss July 11, 2009

Rule 412

If there are any undefined rules, then it is your responsibility to define them.

Person 1: Rule 412 is undefined
Person B: Rule 412
Person 1: What !?!

by -meh...my name doesn't matter August 9, 2010

Ja-rule

A seemingly unintelligent 'gangsta rapper'... suffice to say a Tupac wannabe. This can be seen in the type and position of the tatoos on his body, and his hair style, among other things. Thinks he is a really good rapper and all-round tough guy, but then again has been accused of taking too much ecstasy, looking like a 'peanut-man', singing and acting like a trick, and of course allowing himself to be extorted...Twice. Also known to have really rubbish flows. Therefore doesn't really qualify as a rapper, let alone a gangsta rapper, especially if he keeps having an air around him of one who is the greatest^o. A status which as the general consensus of reality goes, he is NOWHERE close to reaching.


P.S. No personal vendetta against him or Ashanti Douglas(see example below)

Rap fan #1-"Ja-rule has another ghetto love song"
Rap fan #2-"So what else is new? He didn't do another song with Ashanti did he?!"

Ja-rule dissed Em in a song... well tried to, but sort of lost it when he quoted beyoncé in the same song.

by P.K.T June 3, 2004

Rule 27

Never knowingly be serious. A rule created by the Doctor in the popular BBC series Doctor Who during the series 6 episode "Let's Kill Hitler".

(The Doctor comes out wearing a tux and a top hat.)

River: You're dying! And you stopped to change?

The Doctor: Oh, you should always waste time when you don't have any. Time is not the boss of you. Rule 408. Amelia Pond. Judgment Death machine. Why am I not surprised? Sonic cane.

River: Are you serious?

The Doctor: Never knowingly. Never knowingly be serious. Rule 27. You might want to write these down.

by Sophia42 November 14, 2011

rule 360

If a 15-year-old girl or older is wearing shorts or pants that show off their ass, you have permission to drop kick them.

Girl 1: OOH! I love your shorts! SO CUTE!
Girl 2: I know! It shows off my bubble ass very well *shakes it*
Boy: RULE 360!!!!!! *kicks her ass outta there*

by Sonicwave.exe May 10, 2021

Brighton rules

If one of the group calls “Brighton rules”, then every pub seen on a route from location A to location B must be entered and a pint each consumed. Clarifications: must be a pint, and must be a pub as per the standard definition (no “bars”).

Ed’s called Brighton rules, keep an eye out for the next pub as we have to get a pint. And the one after that, and after that..

by slea May 30, 2021