A Chris

A blob-looking dude with an excessively large square head.

Quinton: OH, there goes the sunlight

Dooley: I think A Chris is nearby!

*Chris walks in looking like a blob*

by Spoja Gunja June 2, 2018

Chris

A Dumb Ass Mother Fucker Who Can't Spell

"Dude. He got 0 out of 50 on the spelling test"
"He must be a Chris."

by horfenico October 16, 2008

Chris

A asian boy with a small pee-pee <3

Damn that asian boy Chris got a tiny pee-pee

by SnoopiePink August 11, 2015

Chris

Chris is the biggest fag you will ever meet.

Fuck there's Chris. What a fag.

by Jacob The G March 31, 2015

chris

The most inconciderate person i have ever met. AND has the smallest penis I have ever seen.

Dude look at that chris total douche!

by lovepink10 September 25, 2010

Chris

Slang for a tiny wiener that will never get laid and is or owned by a mexican.

Carlo's pulled out his Chris and his girlfriend shrieked with terror.

by Jasonvb69 December 14, 2010

Chris

To forget entire English language in a matter of seconds due to an unforeseen event, such as the entrance of a beautiful woman into a conversation.

"She came over and joined the conversation, she spoke to him and then he f*cking chris'd, it was awkward as hell."

by DoucheTwat September 25, 2014