I messed up. I got drunk last week, called my boss, and quit. I'm glad the boss understood and let me keep my job. He said "we all do stupid shit when we're DRUCKIN' FUNK." Whew!
by hardworkin'man November 4, 2018
Get the druckin' funkmug. A funky sex move when a boy chokes you in a party bus then quickly spins you around as he’s about to rail you under the disco lights
by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021
Get the Uptown funkmug. a fart so meaty, it actually has problems wafting anywhere but within the immediate area of the one who expelled the rancid ass cloud.
Frank suckered us into coming closer to him after he let loose another of his face melting ass bombs. it was so thick, it formed a funk fog around his desk.
by timmyhidthebodies April 3, 2017
Get the funk fogmug. Funk Cutter; an individual responsible for a particularly unpleasantly foul smelling fart. The kind that could empty a room at a high speed and which would have people enquiring "did a rat crawl up your arse and die?"
by wegotwood September 12, 2013
Get the funk cuttermug. The smell of an obese persons sweatpants or belly midsummer that hasn't had the folds or buttoned serviced"
Did you smell the guy at Walmart with stretchy jeans riding his Raskal.....that was definitely some world class funk belly!
by ranoverray May 13, 2015
Get the funk bellymug. The nasty smell of a truck driver they get from being over the road. Smells like diesel fuel and old leather
by Hisgirl101 June 3, 2014
Get the trucker funkmug. by childeater123 August 13, 2019
Get the funk zonemug.