three Fs

If it Floats, Flies, or Fucks it's better to rent than buy

Dave: Did you hear Jim and Cindy are getting a divorce?

Steve: Yes. Did you hear Jim has to sell his Baja 37 and his Cessna 172?

Dave: Always suspected Cindy was a gold digger. Too bad Jim ignored the three Fs, and now he's going to lose half his stuff.

by Scotty Bee December 15, 2022

Three S'es

Shit, Shower, Shave.

I am up and I have already had, The Three S'es, and you are telling me you are not even out of bed yet?

by Lot-lot December 12, 2012

Number Three

That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

I gotta go, Take a Number Three
That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

by Biggie JT October 02, 2022

The Three P's

"Pack it. Punch it. Pass it." a term used typically for bong rats, when sitting in a group of two or more, one person seems to linger a little too long, and an encouraging friend wishes to hurry up his high.

*bong is passed around. linger boy comes up.* "pack it punch it pass it dude. we haven't got 'till christmas." *friend struggles* "yeah The Three P's man. work with us here."

by Weed elf February 08, 2012

Violin three

The worst creation of humanity.

Person: What part do you play in the orchestra?
Other person: I play violin three.
Person: *screams* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!

by baxter from arthur April 04, 2019

Three's / Trays

This term is used when sharing a cigarette with a friend, In which the first party takes 3 drags then passes it to the 2nd party.

When more than 2 people are sharring a cigerette it is refered to as:
Ultra trays, ultra 3's, or just Ultra's

Hey Jake, Will you go Three's / Trays with me?

Dave: Hey Tim will you go trays with me?

Tim: Im allready going trays with Steve but we can go Ultras.

by wypij April 17, 2010

The three musketeers

The best name for a friendship group of 3. Crackheads only.

Person1: Hey what do we name our groupchat ?
Person2: We need something to do with the number 3
Person: The three musketeers.

by whatareyouatoad? May 19, 2020