The location in a males lower region to store urine. Can be found just below the penis in an out-hanging sack.
by Soviet Russia 1912 December 09, 2017
did you know? if you rest one of them on the top of an empty beer bottle and hold a flame at the base of the bottle, the testicle will eventually get sucked in.
Does anyone know how to get it out tho? anyone? please?
Does anyone know how to get it out tho? anyone? please?
Person 1 (stupid): hey bro i got one of my testicles stuck in a beer bottle
Person 2: *violently rips the bottle off along with the testicles*
Person 2: *violently rips the bottle off along with the testicles*
by testicle_hater23 May 30, 2024
2 round devices in a sack put in a man's groin by the government to spy on him, cut them both off immediately if you have them
Person 1: Hey check out how big my testicles are
Person 2: Woah, you got really lucky with the government
Person 1: Government? What does that have to do with my testicles?
Person 2: You don't know? Testicles are government spy devices, i already got mine removed
Person 1: Oh damn, i guess i'll get them removed then
Person 2: Woah, you got really lucky with the government
Person 1: Government? What does that have to do with my testicles?
Person 2: You don't know? Testicles are government spy devices, i already got mine removed
Person 1: Oh damn, i guess i'll get them removed then
I don't like being spied on by my testicles
by testicle_hater23 March 27, 2024
Ouchess, Ballus - Or better known as known as Testicle(s), are orb like objects that dangle in a sack attached to a man’s scrotum. The size of the testicle(s), is measured by how a man lives out his life (the braver man, the larger the testicles), and so on. These testicles, however, are also a man’s weakest point, as they cannot be covered up by muscle, and thus, are very susceptible to a woman’s high heels.
Note: They are also referred to as “Balls”
Note: They are also referred to as “Balls”
1. P1 “yo, I just messed a guy up so hard, he ain’t gonna be walking for days.”
P2 “Aye, you got the biggest balls.”
2. P1 “She kicked me right in the balls.”
3. P1 “I’m sorry to inform you sir, there’s no easy way to put this…”
P2 “So what’s the problem doctor?”
P1 “You have stage four testicular cancer.”
P1 “Fuck.”
4. “Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?”
5. “A man licking another man’s testicle(s) is gay.”
P2 “Aye, you got the biggest balls.”
2. P1 “She kicked me right in the balls.”
3. P1 “I’m sorry to inform you sir, there’s no easy way to put this…”
P2 “So what’s the problem doctor?”
P1 “You have stage four testicular cancer.”
P1 “Fuck.”
4. “Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?”
5. “A man licking another man’s testicle(s) is gay.”
by EtheraelRetribution September 14, 2021
When the balls jiggle during sex which causes the testicals/balls will start to shake because it is sensitive.
by Testicle pounce February 21, 2022