j-theist

A jewish atheist

(see also: jagnostic)

Want all that cool jewish oppression, but not all the shitty religion? Be j-theist.

by Teteae May 8, 2006

Golf Clap Them Cheeks

This is what you do whenever you have to have sex really quietly.

I had to golf clap them cheeks with my girlfriend last night, or her roommate might have woken up.

by Undo Hajiban September 27, 2020

Why do people hurt themselves

Because they are angry at the world and themselves. And mostly at themselves for always screwing up, but if they took it out on someone else the would jyst be screwing up again. When the harm themselves, not only are they releasing all of that anger, but they are repremendimg themselves and therefore feeling like this will help them be better. What they need is love and to understand that they are lived and to feel included.

Why do people hurt themselves?

by Isuck_anyway July 9, 2018

Spread Them Cheeks

A slang often used to

1. To have someone actually spread their ass cheeks to be fucked
2. As an insult
3. When someone fucking destroys you in warzone

Guy 1: YO BRO SPREAD THEM CHEEKS
Guy 2: You are not even good at the game bro

by Whirooo February 22, 2021

The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves

A funny thing to reply with (because almonds don’t lactate) when somebody asks, “What are you doing up so early?”.

Kyle: What are you doing up so early?

Rob: The almonds aren’t going to milk themselves.

And then everyone claps 👏

by 1234Life July 4, 2022

theman

The combination of the words "the" and "man" to express the awesomeness of his life or achievement through written expression

Guy 1: "Dude, I heard John just screwed Maddie!"

Guy 2: "NOW WAY! He is theman!"

by maxoflax101 November 27, 2010

Theems

A type of shadow that uses dark energy and void

theems is on the loose so stay in bed

by BananaTNT November 13, 2018