A complex sport only to be entered by the greatest males, as part of the beer olympics. Javelinists beging the routine by sourcing a broom of between 1 and 1.5 metres in length. Then javelinists strike the brush end of the broom onto the ground three times, before completing an imminent 540 degree turn and finally unleashing the javelin whilst holding a beer in the javelinist's non-dominant hand. Any spillage of beer is viewed as bulk disrespect to the beer God - and thus the javelinist is disqualified. Otherwise the broom that attains the greatest horizontal trajectory is declared the winner.
Last night, my mate Bails thought he had set a new World Record (WR) in Ultimate Beer Javelin, but because he spilt part of his beer he was disqualified and I was crowned the Ultimate Beer Javelin Champion.
by Straya_Slang January 21, 2012
A variation on the traditional Bacon Battle, this version is equivalent to an extreme sport. Two gentlemen must retire to the home of one lady, and, while one of the gentlemen tastes the sweet nectar of said lady, the other searches her house for bacon. Having found as much bacon as he can, this gentlemen proceeds, unnoticed by the otherwise occupied lady, to cook all the bacon. He will not eat it, but, when it is cooked, he will instead leave the premises, and go to a pre-arranged meeting place, where he will meet up with his team mate later. The team mate will tell him how the lady reacted upon finding out that all her bacon had been cooked. Warning: hilarity is likely to ensue. It is also important to remember that an Ultimate Bacon Battle is a team sport, and striving for individual glory will not be tolerated.
Bill and Ben completed an Ultimate Bacon Battle. Ben cooked the bacon, while Bill porked the lady. A good time was had by all.
by OldManPatterson February 14, 2013
BTS Kim Taehyung (V)
Bts v has been called the ultimate Stan attractor of K-pop by not only by k-media but also by fans.
Even members of the group have mentioned it before.
Mnet has already called him the visual representation of K-pop and Representative of K-pop
K-media call him face of K-pop as he has already won more 40 world most handsome face titles.
K-media also calls him idols of idol for having most number of fanboys and celeb fans
He has more than 55 rookie idols who idolise him for his stage presence, widest vocal range, soul voice and smooth moves. He also has a lot of celeb fans as well.
He is called the king of fancams since his fancams boy with luv is the most viewed, liked and commented one in the history of K-pop.
Also,his fancams has most views in most of the era example pied Piper, black swan, dynamite, life goes on, 21st century girl, boy with luv, ON, etc.
Bts v has been called the ultimate Stan attractor of K-pop by not only by k-media but also by fans.
Even members of the group have mentioned it before.
Mnet has already called him the visual representation of K-pop and Representative of K-pop
K-media call him face of K-pop as he has already won more 40 world most handsome face titles.
K-media also calls him idols of idol for having most number of fanboys and celeb fans
He has more than 55 rookie idols who idolise him for his stage presence, widest vocal range, soul voice and smooth moves. He also has a lot of celeb fans as well.
He is called the king of fancams since his fancams boy with luv is the most viewed, liked and commented one in the history of K-pop.
Also,his fancams has most views in most of the era example pied Piper, black swan, dynamite, life goes on, 21st century girl, boy with luv, ON, etc.
When a woman has a violent shuddering orgasm and upon climax accidentally, violently, smacks her elbow into the bedpost, floor, wall, bathtub, cardoor, ect.
by bbddrret October 01, 2013
A person who don't go to church who don't believe in God who smokes weed to be cool everybody knows that's the ultimate sign of coolness smoking it is already cool enough
The Ultimate cool person that is white
by Kingofdick March 08, 2020
by Meta Dude March 05, 2008
Chris Pratt is the originator of Emmet Swag. Because he played the incredible character Emmet, from the awesome movie, The Lego Movie. So he gets the transcendent title of having "Ultimate Emmet Swag".
- "You know Chris Pratt?"
"From The Lego Movie and Guardians of the Galaxy?"
"Yeah! He has Ultimate Emmet Swag!"
"From The Lego Movie and Guardians of the Galaxy?"
"Yeah! He has Ultimate Emmet Swag!"
by Jacobawitz1 July 06, 2014