toad loaf

an insult describing someone who is unpleasant to be around. It can also be used to describe a disgustingly lazy person.
Toads are disgusting and loaf is used to describe laziness.
Basically a more creative way to say slob.

"You toad loaf! Get your shoes out of the middle of the floor!"

by Rebbecca Bird December 25, 2018

Fuck Toad

Fucking Captain Toad's Treasure Tracker.

Captain Fuck Toad's Treasure Tracker is a fucking mistake.

by David Plays July 2, 2018

Wet Toad

When a man slaps his sweaty nut sack against someone's bare back

Eww that feels like a wet toad

by Calarovan February 13, 2019

Toad

A fish of abnormally large size.

You guys catch any toads today?

by How2fortnut July 1, 2019

Country Toads

Toads, but Country.

I am extremely attracted to Country Toads.

by slightlyshort :0 November 8, 2019

Toad in the hole

A very funny term

Person1: toad in the hole!!
Person2:*wheezes*

by Nonstickpan May 12, 2019

Toad in the hole

A funny term and a food

Person 1: TOAD IN THE HOLE!!
Person 2: *dies of laughter*

by Nonstickpan May 12, 2019