by i love celery seed April 04, 2008
A term coined by user “mr. floof” on a YouTube comment, being under the table is when someone is out of the closet, but has to act straight in public when with their same sex partner. It’s usually due to being afraid that homophobic people might try to mess with them or be rude.
Girlfriend 1: “Babe, why won’t you hold my hand?”
Girlfriend 2: “Shh, I’m under the table right now! I think I just spotted a homophobe giving us a weird look.”
Girlfriend 2: “Shh, I’m under the table right now! I think I just spotted a homophobe giving us a weird look.”
by 🍓 s t r a w b e r r y 🍓 January 28, 2021
by The Kez May 15, 2005
This would be a man or woman, (usually a woman), who is very attractive while sitting down at a table, but when they get up they reveal an ass the size of Cleveland...
"What do you think of that girl over there with Cindy?"
"Total Table Fox; she got up to go to the bathroom and knocked over two tables"
"Too bad, great from the waist up"
"Total Table Fox; she got up to go to the bathroom and knocked over two tables"
"Too bad, great from the waist up"
by IrishMike February 28, 2008
A State of which someone is so totally spaced out on low quality drugs that they will phone their mates at 3 in the morning, spouting words of which have no relevance to anything.
'aaahm, flur- chapp- chammpion TABLES!! No, Tables!! You're not gettiin' me, bro. Championship Tabled! TA - Ables!'
by The Original Mason September 09, 2011
1. Something invented when you only have a little bit of every type of condiment, precipitating their combination to gather enough bulk to spread this super-condiment onto one piece of bread. That super-condiment becomes table sauce, aka "yo special shit."
2. It's the sauce you crave when you're high. And it has honey in it you think.
2. It's the sauce you crave when you're high. And it has honey in it you think.
by bubbarella August 07, 2011