news cunt

female reporter/news caster, who is:
1) overly proud of job
2) a dumbass
3) can't tell a story for shit

They had some highlights from the Giants' Super Bowl win, but the stupid news cunt ruined it for me.

by giants fan andrew February 5, 2008

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New Fryer

The short period after a fast food chain has opened during which the french fries are noticably more fresh tasting. This phenomenon occurs because there is less residual burned grease accumulation in the deep fryer. The exact period of time is unknown but it appears to be inversely proportional to the popularity of the chain. It may also be affected by the restaurant's cleaning practices.

We went to the new Whataburger across town solely in search of New Fryer.

by "captain" crunch August 3, 2006

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New Balls

An expression used to signify a change in perspective after a life altering event.

Gabe : You actually got head for the first time?

Chris: Dude, new balls.

by Staticc February 21, 2022

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Gerry News

Gerry News - Is a channel in a Discord server known as UTMP, that channel is made for TvGerry so he can post his shitposts and effortless news, some of them aren't even news!
TvGerry was the only person who was able posts, but than he added 90% of the active discord server members.

B- Hey! i just visited UTMP and saw a funny joke on Gerry News!
G- Oh Cool! What it is it?
B- Brickus Brockus!
G- I'm unfriending you

by 5L1M3 March 1, 2021

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New Girl

1.)The best show in the world. It will teach you love, happiness, pain, impatience, heartbreak, and so so much appreciation. Meet Jessica Day: A teacher, a friend, a cousin to Robbie. Cheated on and heartbroken, she goes to live with 3 guys; Nick, Winston, and Schmidt. You’ll meet Coach and then he’ll be gone and you’ll forget about him until he comes back. Jess attempts to heal her heartbreak by watching Dirty Dancing on repeat to no avail. Then her three new friends show her true appreciation when they serenade her at the restaurant where she was stood up by a man she met.

2.) A show you have to watch. By law.

“Have you ever seen New Girl?”
“No. What’s that?”
“It’s a show you have to watch. By law.”

by 420Bananas December 1, 2020

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