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The Eager Erik

One consumes an unhealthy amount of Michalob Ultra and after finishing inside your partner (male or female) he performs cuntalingus and consuming his own ejaculate. Also known as the Manahawkin Munch.
Dude, I got waisted on Ultra last night and gave myself "The Eager Erik", I found out I need to drink more pineapple juice and that he needs to Wipe a little better.
by Jersey Jester March 20, 2024
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Erik

narcissist, worst person alive, gets turned on little girls
Erik is a person who gets turned on by little girls.
by Smedix December 4, 2023
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erik wright

A large stocky , yet strangely attractive man, charming yetequal parts an asshole and outspoken, first noted in the late 16th century, there seems to be acounts of one man fitting this description about every 75 years since, although mostly considered irrisistable and having a calm and joking demeanor, are known to be unpredictable and can be a little mentally unstable, when one has had enough of one of these odd creatures one will not typically return ; Niether for friendship or for sexual encounters . Typically when described by authors in six of the 8 literary entries they always described as tall, broad shouldered, husky, and tattooed, typically found in northeastern north America,
"Jane asked what like ryan gosling attractive ?"Kandace replied to her friend " not that kind of appealing, hes like a Benedict Cumberbatch or an Erik Wright ".
by Merriamsonlinethesoris May 7, 2018
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Erik

A Guy with a 26 inch penis and a very big load.
Did you see Erik's big shotgun yesterday?
by Erkanboii December 11, 2016
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Erik

Wow, Erik is a huge piece of shit!
by Monster Mash 69 November 23, 2021
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Erik

Using a knife in a usually sexual way. It is used in a variety of ways depending on the individuals sexual preference. It may range from simply showing the knife to instill fear, sensually running the knife along the partner possibly creating light cuts to heighten sensitivity and excitement, to even heavy pain inflicting gashes that cause permanent scarring.
Hey babe we should do Erik today
by toucanconfident September 15, 2021
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erik

a man with long hair likes casey neistat has loads of sneakers he is a fukboi and he like ass
omg erik is a fukboi
by assbender666 December 11, 2016
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